Sixty-Six Internet Moments Screenshots

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Dec 4, 2019 4:08 PM EST

Screenshots of moments on the internet, immortalized digitally forever. 

And here are 44 more, because the internet is overflowing with this stuff.

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    Text - randy @leakypod рарa john -damp -says weird scary things -is planning a murder i think little caesar: -dry -says "pizza pizza" (hell yea) -is not planning a murder -would be my friend probably 11:35 AM 27 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Poster - Wakanda Maximoff: The Ebony Witch @InFeRnAnr ....there's zero story and it's just one long ass power-leveling circlejerk with no real stakes since no one really dies. Hozonkai @U7KidGohan 1d Give me some of your controversial Dragon Ball opinions DRAGON DRAGON BALL PRAGON PAL DRAGON BALL GT 11:21 27 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Hair - 50 Shades of Nigga @psychonegraut I don't know who needs to hear this, but take that "lol" out the end of that message and send it as is. You said what tf you said. It's not a laughing matter. Don't soften to save feelings. 10:21 AM 27 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 21.6K Retweets 56.3K Likes
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    Text - sara without an h @SaraHeinecke94 The plagiarism section of the syllabus is the same for every class, almost as if it was copied..... pasted???
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    Text - VanLathan @VanLathan ICAS Might as well tell my whole family we ain't shit. Who all up in there? @clifftothemound 21h Dear Black People: Foil is not a lid. #HappyThanksgiving 1:17 PM 28 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama 11 years ago, was texting a dude I'd hooked up with a few times as I got ready for thanksgiving back in my hometown. "I forget, what's your town called again?" He asked. I told him. One EIGHT HOUR DRIVE later he appeared at my doorstep. WHAT A DUMBASS. Anyway we're married.
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    Text - CLARK @OprahSide niggas going black friday shop- ping wit they light bill money. its finna be a black saturday too 6:26 PM 29 Nov 19 Twitter Web App 723 Retweets 4,372 Likes
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    Text - slimm @slimmeroo furry porn commissions are maybe the single most viable way to survive as an illustrator myk prefers interdependence to eternal.. 3d Please quote this tweet with a thing that everyone in your field knows and nobody in your industry talks about because it would lead to general chaos. Show this thread 3:24 AM 27 Nov 19 Twitter for iPad 11.6K Retweets 53.5K Likes
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    Text - Jordan_Morris @Jordan_Morris I'm sick of these libs telling me l can't say "Happy Honda Days" because I might offend someone who celebrates Toyotathon. So, I guess I'm supposed to wish everyone a "Happy Winter Car Sale"?
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    Santa claus - John @jjmontaldo My dogs favorite toy is Santa, so we brought her to see him
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    Text - andy lassner Only your family knows what you're truly capable of. @andylassner 15h Every year my sister-in-law sends out an email to all of us assigning us our Thanksgiving dishes. The turkey, the stuffing, the side dishes, desserts, etc. Every year I'm assigned "bottled water". 1,638 t12,605 53.6K
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    Yoda - Julie Benson @TheJulieBenson Every Mom on Christmas morning watching you open presents: 1:11 PM 11/29/19 Twitter for Android 3,085 Retweets 15.8K Likes
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    Text - Big Meaty White Claws @SKEEerra Makeup youtubers and their white husbands DailyCardi @DailyCardi 29 Nov 17 DAILY CARO Cardi B and Ed Sheeran Show this thread НOAХ 9:06 am. 26 Nov 19 Twitter Web App 15.2K Retweets 99.8K Likes >
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    People - Thuggernaut' @JudusMaxim... 1d LMFAO looks liked it worked. Nigga look like a model citizen now. Sad bears and Bulls fan Fr... 2d Lil Darius. Vs. Big Darius Show this thread
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    Text - n Peacock- 7 hrs Them 4 days off damn near made me I hate it here forget I had a job Like Comment Share 1.6K 13,475 shares
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    Text - Owen Ashworth @AdvanceBase My kid just told my wife that before she (my kid) was born, she (my kid) was her (my wife's) tooth fairy when SHE (my wife) was a kid. & now my kid has all of my wife's old baby teeth in HER mouth. We're all feeling pretty fucked up about it. 9:11 PM 12 Nov 19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - Plant Based Papi @Ven... . 2h When she says "I'm glad you not like them other niggas" but thinking to yourself your 10x worse them them other niggas ti4 6
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    Text - 5 hrs Noise canceling headphones are the best thing to happen to the urban commute since white people let us on the train You and 18 others 4 Comments Comment Send in Messenger Haha
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  • 19
    Nose - Perfume don't cover up sweaty Pitts and fishy vaginas, hoes out there smelling like Victoria seashit made with mematic
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    Text - nash! @thenashleysays i'm the last person on earth. i walk through once-lively cities looking at all of the empty, crumbling buildings. a lone scrap of paper falls from the sky, almost like snow. i reach for it. it's a dick pic 8:59 AM 11/29/19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - @BarackOba... 2m Barack Obama Before arguing with friends or family around the Thanksgiving table, take a look at the science behind arguing better. And it'll never hurt to try this: "Listen to people, get them to think about their own experience, and highlight your common humanity."
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    Cuisine - Khalal @khalalw 22h If I dig into some mac n cheese and some peas come out, we fighting Xilla Valent... Nov 28 Just a reminder y'all can't eat at everybody house this Thanksgiving. 43.4K 195.9KT 654
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    Text - Luke Hannon @lukehannontv It's 3am and I'm in bed with my gf lying next to me, the only light on in the room is my phone cuz I'm looking at memes. My girlfriend leans over and kisses me and I start to laugh. She asks why and I say, "we're kissing in the memelight" now she's mad at me.
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  • 24
    Text - Gabe @GabeHatem i actually like driving alone because i can listen to the same song 70 times in a row without anyone stopping me.
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    Text - Sam Vernon Tillard Feb 18 at 4:43pm yall ever just take a cold shower in the dark on all fours and groan pleasurably pretending you're a wet rhino on the african savannah during the first rain in vears
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    Text - samflower @milkygoddess super quick question does anyone know what the point is
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    Text - catalina @loveralbum in Joker, Arthur suffers from a condition that causes him to laugh loudly and uncontrollably, even when things aren't funny. when he tries to do stand up he has difficulty finishing a joke due to laughing too hard. this is a reference to Jimmy Fallon who the character is based on 11:20 AM Dec 2, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 663 Likes
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    Text - Aol.com @lukasbattle blackout last night and posted a video to my story of me following an animal down the street yelling "what are you? Ive never seen one like you?" and then I woke up this morning, watched it and the animal was just a black trash bag blowing across the sidewalk I'm speechless
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  • 29
    Text - Moorlnfo @Moorinformation The oldest living American, New York's Alelia Murphy has died at 114 Palate Architect @ginandtectonica A black person living this long in this stressful America deserves celebration.
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  • 30
    Text - Austin @TheBrotographer the only time you're allowed to condescendingly lament the younger generation's lack of encyclopedic knowledge of rock music is if you're a fraudulent substitute teacher who plans a grand scheme to teach them to shred and secretly enter them into a battle of the bands 4:25 PM 02 Dec 19 Twitter Web App 14.2K Retweets 63K Likes
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    Text - Supportyourlocalmixed girl @yrlclmxdgrl These fast food niggas that be flirtin' with me really be throwin' me for a loop when they don't give me anything for free with my order 6:04 PM 12/2/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Tweet @nypost Nov 26 NEW New York Post . 'Perineum sunning' is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by trib.al/nM FWcfT L583 85 5.1K Fatt Catt Matt @fatt_matt Replying to @blainecapatch and @pattonoswalt Sun god Ra, cradling a coffee cup in both hands as he stares down at a chorus line of taints: "they used to build statues of me..." 2:41 AM Nov 28, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Uncle Odib a the wild beast @T... 4h Bah bah black sheep have you any kush? Yes sir, yes sir, 3 bags full. The Source Magazine 1d Snoop Dogg Will Be Releasing Lullaby Album for Infants ow.ly/ fkHZ30pXCAf t1,163 40 1,518
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    Text - CAN Follow @CNN Archaeologists working at the ancient Roman city of Pompeii, Italy, uncovered the remains of a 30-year-old man who appears to have survived the initial eruption of Vesuvius in 79 A.D., only to be killed when he was struck by a large slab of stone cnn.it/2GZKWVX everything about this is fucking hilarious. i'm sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn't helping. daeteoeea
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  • 35
    Text - Elon Musk claimed he was considering putting the ability to upload your own horn sounds into Tesla cars I swear If I get Bruh'ed on the highway, I'm going 80 into oncoming Joshua 11:55 AM r/brandnewsentence Now Send a message
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    Bird - Cheish @TheCheish My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced
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    Text - b.b @benoobrown You ever lay next to someone and try to breath like them and almost die???
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    Text - 18.9K Like Reply Mebea Bugatboy Cole Replied 1,0eplies Jes LaVigna Since black people won't share the food recipes, I have a confession. I was in walmart one day, I followed a black mamaw down 2-3 aisles and bought what she bought. Tell you what, my family loved those chicken cutlets. 19.1K d Like Reply न्य ्य हन्य ह्य ज्य जन्य जन्य ज्य Bryant Red Beard Tatum Lmmfao!!! So you mean to tell us, y'all don't follow us, thinking we're stealing, but y'all stealing recipes?? Plot twist like a mf
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    Text - yabkat @ohen39 her: are you sure you've had sex before? me: *trying to put the condom on one of her boobs* trust me 10:43 AM 02 Jul 19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - my name is no. @om eye_goodness last year, i went on a date with a dude and when i told him i was reading Animal Farm again, he laughed obnoxiously for an entire minute and said i was too old to be reading children's books. i think about that a lot. ...i wonder if he's still an idiot.
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    Text - Andy Matthews @stupidoldandy Oh, so when other ppl call their pets "fur baby" its fine but when I call a kid a "skin dog" somehow I'm "disgusting" and "the worst pediatrician in this hospital"?? 6:02 AM Nov 28, 2019 from Ballan, Victoria Twitter for Android 2.4K Retweets 16.2K Likes
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  • 42
    Text - chris @OneyNG19h my house has an ant problem that's so bad i actually can recognize the smell of ant now 1148 4,719 213 zach @psychicpebble 7h trick the ants into thinking your hot asshole is an anthill which they can live in and the when they've all crawled in you can shart real hard and spray them out all over the lawn 271 38 3,508 chris @OneyNG 7h I feel bad for enjoying that tweet 132 13 1,917
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    Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: Go back to bed, you have a 90- minute school delay because of bad road conditions. Kids: Then why are you leaving? Me: Work doesn't care if you die. 11:44 AM 12/2/19 Twitter Web App
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    Dinosaur - Dad @fivefifths 37m "Survival of the fittest" is clearly a lie because no way this bad boy ain't dominating every era boqor riya @hausofriya 27. There used to be a type of crocodile that was able to gallop. Show this thread ti131 14 461 Dad @fivefifths 36m What you doing when a cheetagator pull up 14 ti 27 220
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    Text - Dayna McAlpine @daynamcalpine_ a girl in the coffee shop i'm working from has just said to her friend 'imagine a hot veg smoothie' and i'm wondering how to break it to her that Soup exists
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    Text - Doc Wolverine, putting out more h...5h Imagine looking at evolutionary biology, and coming to the conclusion that Brain is just there to support the body, rather than the other way around. Your body is just a meat bicycle to keep your brain functional for as long and well as humanly possible. ti 76 31 448
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    Text - Barack Obama @BarackOba... 2m Before arguing with friends or family around the Thanksgiving table, take a look at the science behind arguing better. And it'll never hurt to try this: "Listen to people, get them to think about their own experience, and highlight your common humanity."
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    Text - Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai i relate to turkey because i also take 4 hours to get ready and then get overshadowed by sexier side pieces
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    Text - Agu Nwanyi* @ichizoba That era of when Colbie Caillat, Sara Bareilles, Natasha Bedingfield, Ingrid Michaelson, Regina Spektor, Vanessa Carlton and Michelle Branch dropped hits... We ain't never getting it back. Including old Coldplay, The Fray, and Maroon 5. Negro Elf @austinmj98 1d White music really fell off Show this thread
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    Text - sof T DADDY D OM @ayobrody some girl messaged me saying that i post too much and i'm ugly. i did a lil research and found out she works at this spa an hour away from me so i made an apt and asked for her specifically. needless to say she's waxing my butthole on monday
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    Text - La Comtesse Jamie @LaComtesseJamie I'm amazed by people who lose weight w exercise. When l exercise nothing happens bc my DNA still thinks I'm a European peasant. So it's like "Oh! Are we running from the English again, lass? Dinnae ye worry: we'll keep ye plump as a partridge to outlast the murderous bastards!"
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    Text - catalina @loveralbum in Joker, Arthur suffers from a condition that causes him to laugh loudly and uncontrollably, even when things aren't funny. when he tries to do stand up he has difficulty finishing a joke due to laughing too hard. this is a reference to Jimmy Fallon who the character is based on 11:20 AM Dec 2, 2019 Twitter for iPhone . 103 Retweets 663 Likes
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    Text - Dianna liked PFTCommenter @PFTCommenter Happy first offical day of the Christmas tree season. Protip: if u ask your salesman if they have any "of the realy good trees" and the guy trys to sell u weed,dont report him to his boss. it was just a missunderstanding and he was trying to help u, Mrs. Evans
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    Text - Red Soxtober BOSTON @NewEng_Dad Life Why is it that when the CDC says to throw out your romaine lettuce everyone takes it as gospel yet when the same agency tells you vaccines save lives they're part of the Illuminati
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    Text - Andrew Armstrong @donfrijole Good luck scaring millennials. We've survived y2k, 9/11, multiple wars, school shootings, financial collapse... and we eat ass FOR FUN
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    Text - FlightbaeTM@LegendofB... 1d My ex did this once except it was 365 notes in the jar and I had to send pictures of the one I opened every day. It was like being in a Chinese labour camp. 2d Girls are shit with birthday gifts you'll hint for a Rolex all year & she'll turn up with a jar that's filled with 22 things she loves about you lol Show this thread 1158 41,6K 243K
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    Text - MV Sniper @MarqueseHaynes TM Been taking care of my body like women do exfoliating & all & it got me feeling like a new man 7:36 AM Nov 27, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Dog breed - JUICE @Thatbulljuice 18h "I know yall in this mf" @ab... 9/27/18 ABC13 Houston Dog escapes, then rings doorbell to get back inside abc13.co/20v6bUq nest Greg Basel/Storyful
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    Sitting - SHE'S GOT PTSD OR WHATEVER POST-TRAUMATIC DOWN SYNDROME MacBook Air
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    Text - Dayna McAlpine @daynamcalpine a girl in the coffee shop i'm working from has just said to her friend imagine a hot veg smoothie' and i'm wondering how to break it to her that Ssoup exists
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    Text - Johnny Klaus @johntklaus I'm still eagerly waiting for the commercial that states something along the lines of: "Did you or a loved one consume the adult beverage Four Loko in 2010 or prior? You may be eligible for financial compensation."
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    Selfie - Uber skips destination Me: You bout to kill me big dawg? MEHES
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  • 63
    Text - OLIVIA @HoneyEyedOlive one time someone said pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time he heard someone ring a bell and i haven't been the same since 4:58 PM 26 Nov 19 Twitter for Android 55.7K Retweets 308K Likes
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    Text - VanLathan @VanLathan POOCAST Might as well tell my whole family we ain't shit. Who all up in there? @clifftothemound 21h Dear Black People: Foil is not a lid. #HappyThanksgiving 1:17 PM 28 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone .
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    Text - peytøn @peytnhaag customers really be like "omg i cant believe they have you working on thanksgiving.. you should be home with your family!" while they are literally there at ur work??? you're the fckin reason lady. go home
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    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Asked a rival dad (who I know has an artificial Christmas tree) if he wanted to borrow my truck to go get a tree. 12:44 AM 01 Dec 19 Twitter for iPhone 17 Likes
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